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The founding fathers were smart men with good intentions. They even created the second amendment, the most important amendment, to protect us from tyranny...which those in power want to abolish.

I'm pretty sure some moss is growing on Biden as he naps in his chair.

TC is right that they're not good. I'd go a step further and say that most women on dating apps are entitled, mentally ill, and absolutely not worth meeting.

RetroGamer68 posted...

Drink alcohol or drink anything at all?

Alcohol. You'd die without water.

Because she wants you to have perfect six-pack abs. How do you honestly react?

That sounds seriously dangerous. You could be a heat casualty from doing that. Maybe you're 21 and in peak health, and great shape. I still wouldn't run that many miles in that heat. I personally run 2 in my air conditioned gym. Running in the cold is fine, though.

First, they moderated people just for mentioning the name, something that had no precedent. Then, they started moderating the abbreviation, which is just fucking ridiculous. Then they decided to allow people to mention it. Then they changed their minds. Make up your fucking minds. Be consistent.

I have white/gray beard hairs. Not head hair, though.

Nope. My nana had a stroke from smoking cigarettes. She was never able to care for herself or talk normally again.

DuneMan posted...

The economy, in large part, is independent from the levers available to the President.

So Ronald Reagan did nothing wrong?

So this whole time, Joe Biden could have done something about gas prices?

Could you imagine?

Not 0.01, but 0.10? Damn.

Your K/D ratio in FPS games is low.

My girl's butt.

PatrickMahomes posted...

dear god why are twitch videos allowed to autoplay here

This. I heard a male voice and thought there was someone outside my window.

Women can literally ask male friends to Doordash them food until one does it.

Tinder: A place for severely mentally ill women.

Sonic is top tier, and above Marth? No way.

Isn't this an urban legend from the 1950s?

Bishop_Hastur posted...

Bite their finger. It's what you get for sticking your finger in my mouth.

Fair.

How do you honestly react?

How about something less scary? Like a wooly mammoth.

I can't believe most of CE picked sex with an AVERAGE girl. Like that's some rare, difficult achievement worth $100K.

The fear of homelessness keeps people in line and gets them to go to work. That's the sad truth.

I'm already having sex with a beautiful girl. Give me the Diablo account so I can sell it.

That's pretty tame.

A dozen suitors with a dozen income streams, all showering her with gifts. Think about it.

I'd text my girlfriend "I'm expecting Father's Day sex."

ryudo500 posted...

yea bills take was actually bad. Ball is right.

putting inflation all on one or two things is not correct, its like 3 or 4+

I put it on Joe Biden.

He supports it so much that he won't accept it as payment for his cars, but he'll allow people to buy low-quality merchandise with it.

Ar0ge posted...

And yes birds are dinosaurs.

But are birds reptiles?

Big confirm. Im exhausted, but I have to be at work

My girl isn't ready to mother my children.

Error1355 posted...

...Yet again continuing the trend of making the most absolutely pathetic topics.

That isnt very nice. Maybe I should mark you for trolling and get you warned, since 3KLs arent a thing anymore.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Yes. Sex isn't this huge statement for some. And hanging out with new people a lot isn't a clear sign either. You're still in the learning process of how well you click once more comfortable and you start understanding the less immediately obvious habits of each other.

I love her, though. I wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

No. It's being on the favorable end of the genetic lottery.

Unless you're not actually implying you eat a lot.

I think my definition of a lot of food would be an average amount for some people. To put it into perspective, I will step on the scale right now. I'm 5'9"...

and 151.6 lbs.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

....god damnit man. >_>. I still want the best for you, but why are you making it so hard for me to stick with that?

Are you really "friends" if you hang out all the time and fuck? IDK man.

So...characters like Vegeta? Or characters like Android 18?

Is that weird?

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She's a smoking hot babe and I'm a user on gamefaqs.gamespot.com. So if she doesn't want to be official yet, we aren't official yet. :(

marthsheretoo posted...

Does she know she's your girlfriend?

lol, no. She thinks we're friends. But we kiss, cuddle, and sometimes have sex.And we always spend time together.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

No. But that's not something that's contained to one sex/gender. You specifically should know this. Im saying it because you have a history of being overbearing. You share enough here for me to have the insight to address you directly now and not talk in general cover-all statements.

I want you to find what works man. I poke fun, but I have no desire to see you unhappy.

Thanks, homie.

yunalenne10 posted...

Planning an engagement ring soon?

I'm afraid that would scare her away. I'm going to wait until crypto recovers and I can take her on a romantic vacation to Disneyland or Ireland or somewhere. Then I can propose.

Choco posted...

solo, gonna blast hentai at full volume 24/7

LOL

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Sometimes that involves backing off when they need space.

For me personally, being suffocated is probably the biggest turn off.

Are you a girl? I try to give her freedom so she doesn't cut me off.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

You taking the advice of not being too overbearing in a new relationship?

I just do my best to make her happy.

Can we all just admit that Biden has been dropping the ball? Sure, he's not Trump. But he sucks.

Confirm. I'm 34 years old.

Sunhawk topics are so far removed from normal that it's not even funny.